Attack of the Power Sander

On the afternoon of Friday, April 20th, there was an incident on the 2200 block of My St., involving a power sander.
The victim was a helpless Dresser that worked as a toy chest and jungle gym by day and a sock organizer by night. Also victimized where Dresser's two companions, Side Table and Nightstand.The victims were taken from their place of residence at approximately 1PM. Nightstand said that she recognized their attacker, as the perpetrator had painted them white and stenciled "ivy" on them nine years prior.
At 5PM, Dresser, Side Table and Nightstand had been sanded of their previous paint job and left on the patio over night. The perpetrator said that she was too tired and it was getting to dark to finish the job.

At 7AM, Saturday morning the perpetrator returned to the scene of the crime. She the painted all three victims with a single layer of an oil-based primer. Dresser said that it was less uncomfortable than the last attack when a water-based primer was use. "At least she got it right this time. You can't use a water-based primer on particle-board. We just suck it up." described Dresser.
The three were then left again over night, to dry.

Sunday morning, after church, the perpetrator returned to apply two coats of pink paint and two coats of varnish. Nightstand commented, "last time we didn't get a top coat. Water was spilt on me, I still have the watermark."

The three were finally return to their residence when two men carried them inside early on Monday evening. The were arranged and drawers were replaced. Side Table said she never felt so girlie being pink. "They also put me next to the bed, Nightstand always hogs the spot by the bed."Be on the look out for a white female, 5'7", and blue eyes. She was seen wearing a mask, protective eye wear and gardening gloves. These "crafter" types are often repeat offenders and do not limit themselves to one type of medium. It is believed that she may return as she was later seen ordering wallpaper online.