T - Minus 3.. Teddy Z, Found!!!

Kidnapped Bear Found

By Krissy O.

Free Range Press

Updated: June 4th, 2008 10:32 am

Kidnapped bear has been found by local authorities.

Teddy Z.'s disappearance launched an massive search into the neighboring communities.

Teddy Z. was found on a highway running along side the local Amish community. It is uncertain where Teddy Z. was held captive.

The bear told authorities that he had been kidnapped and left tied up in a barn.

Officer Alligator is releasing few details as investigators worked to piece the story together.

It appears as if Teddy Z. was left unattended in a barn. During the night, he was able to free himself and escape from the property. He then spent most of the night wandering the countryside looking for a road.

The investigation is difficult as the Amish are friendly but tend to mind their own business. It's a rural community with a single main street and homes are spread through out the farmland. Children play freely and doors are often left open.

"I just really want to be with my sister, " Teddy Z. announced in a press conference. Teddy A. was attacked earlier this week by a dog. When the suspect escaped police custody, it was discovered that Teddy Z. had been kidnapped. The two incidences are believed to be connected.

T - Minus 4... An Arrest is Made... Kinda

Suspect in Dog Attack Arrested
By Krissy
Free Range Press
Updated: June 3, 2008 10:36 am

Law enforcement officers found a dog attack suspect hiding under a bed. He was then charged with trying to eat a knit teddy bear.

Basketball star, Scottie T. Dog, was identified while police were reviewing crime scene photos. They were checking to see if the perpetrator would return to the scene.

Officer Alligator says, "We knew it was him, he still had stuffing hanging on his lip."

Scottie is going to be secured and locked up in the town animal pound. Then authorities can figure out if he has had his recent shots.

Teddy A. was playing hopscotch when she was brutally attacked. After several surgeries, she is in intensive care and listed as stable, according to a hospital spokesperson.

Scottie has no criminal record and a motive is still unknown. He was once a upstanding citizen to the community and well loved by children everywhere. We won the NCAA championship three years running for Stuffington University.


Dangerous Dog Escapes
By Krissy
Free Range Press
Updated: June 3, 2008 2:36 pm

Police are looking for basketball star suspected in dog attack who was able to remove his handcuffs, open a patrol car door, and escape from custody shortly after being arrested.

According to Officer Alligator, Scottie had been placed in the patrol car. When Officer Alligator returned to his vehicle, the suspect was missing. The door had been opened from the outside and the handcuffs removed with a key.

Officers flooded the area and began checking numerous known places that Scottie would frequent.

There is a current investigation for an accomplice.

A note was found left on the back seat. "Bring 1200 yards of cashmere or the other bear gets it."

Officer Alligator immediately went to the residence of the Twin Bears and discovered the Teddy Z. has been bearnapped.

"We also cannot discount the possibility that the incident was perpetrated by Scottie or any other kidnap-for-ransom group," he added.



I am having way too much fun with this.

T - Minus 5 ..Tragedy In The Playgroup

Dog Attack During Playgroup
By Krissy
Free Range Press
Updated: June 2, 2008 6:36 pm

A dog attacked a knit teddy bear today during the Bear's first day in the playroom. The dog has not been found.

Teddy A. was playing hopscotch with Barbie Island Princess around 5pm when a dog ran into the group and started biting Teddy A. in the body.

She turned her back and screamed, but the dog bit anyway.

"(I thought), 'Please stop, I just want to go to the baby shower this Saturday," said Teddy A, before passing out.

The Island Princess started yelling at the dog and hitting it with a jumping rope until it finally ran away. She said it was a black dog with a red ribbon.

The dog left puncture wounds in the body and dismembered all of Teddy A.'s arms and legs. She was rushed to Urgent Care, and surgeons are fighting to save the body. Teddy A. is currently listed in critical condition.

Barbie said she never would of expected such a thing to happen in her neighbor hood. "It's a false sense of security."

Teddy A.'s family is currently preparing for a baby shower on Saturday. She and her twin brother, Teddy Z., are expected to be gifts for the babies.

Officer Alligator would like anyone to come forward if they have any information about the dog. "We take these things seriously and are launching a full investigation."


Okay, in all honesty, if I spent half the time setting up this crime scene actually working on the bear, I could of been done with Teddy A. As for the names Teddy A and Z. The bears are for Addison and Zander. Aren't those cute baby names?

In other notes. I actually got ahead of myself on Saturday and finished ALL of the knitting. That was followed by not working on the bears at all on Sunday. I wasn't looking forward to all of that sewing. Once I started, I couldn't stop though. These bears are so freaking cute.

I did spend Sunday at the Palos Verdes' Street Fair. I got to meet a blogger that I read. Carrie of Sommer Designs. Her bags are beautiful. I just have to figure out which one I want. Definitely one of the Del Cerro Totes. I just have to decide if I want the pretty pink print I saw, or one with a brown base that won't look so dirty. Because trust me, my bag will get dirty with all the use it is going to get.